ISP announces 86% slowdown “in line with others”

Altice wins the race to the bottom.

A meme-style image of Immortan Joe from Mad Max: Fury Road. Joe is superimposed over a ‘Matrix waterfall’ cyberspace background. The image is captioned ‘Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!’ The word ‘water’ has been crossed out and replaced with the words ‘symmetrical broadband,’ set in Comic Sans.