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Scottish Limited Partnerships are still laundering criminal millions

Offshore is actually onshore.

Cory Doctorow
3 min readOct 7, 2021
A laundrette whose floor and walls are skinned with tartan. A one euro coin fills each front-loading washing machine.

A key lesson from the Pandora Papers is that “tax haven” is a gross misnomer. In reality, the distant, finance-blighted treasure islands are not where the dirty money ends up — of course not, there’s nothing to buy there.

The “offshore” sector is like a pinball flipper — plutes and crooks bounce their money off of these tiny, out-of-the-way places, and they fire it back across the ocean, typically through an “onshore-offshore” secrecy haven.

https://pluralistic.net/2021/10/04/avoidance-is-evasion/#transparency

In the USA, there are several states that compete to be the intermediate resting place these secret fortunes: Delaware, the granddaddy of them all, has been surpassed by Wyoming, Nevada, and, most recently and ferociously, South Dakota.

In the EU, onshore-offshore nations like Cyprus, Malta and Luxembourg bend over backwards to launder great, ugly fortunes into the rich world, where they can acquire real-estate, yachts, supercars, and large stakes in voracious private equity firms.

But when it comes to onshore-offshore, no one can hold a candle to the UK. It’s not just its globe-spanning commonwealth of treasure islands, nor the close-to-hand…

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Cory Doctorow
Cory Doctorow

Written by Cory Doctorow

Writer, blogger, activist. Blog: https://pluralistic.net; Mailing list: https://pluralistic.net/plura-list; Mastodon: @pluralistic@mamot.fr

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